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Book-a-minute: Beowulf

fuckyeahlitshit:

Hrothgar: Let’s build a big old dining hall and call it Herot.

(They do. Then Grendel, an ugly guy, takes over Herot and eats people. Beowulf rips his arm off.)

All: You rule, Beowulf.

(Some people make SPEECHES and tell IRRELEVANT STORIES. Beowulf kills some more STUFF.)

Beowulf: Wiglaf, I’m dying. See that my funeral pyre fits my greatness.  

Wiglaf: Ok.

THE END

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02:26 pm: rebstein

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